1, what color is your toothbrush?
White & Green.

2, Name one person who made you smile today.
My dad.

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
Homework, from 7:45 onward TT_TT

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Homework... still. However, its done which is good.

5, What is your favorite candy bar?
milky way, or Crunchies

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?
my worrying, worrying little brother ensures i needn't leave the house for the privilage *shudders*

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?
Bon nuit Papa

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
clotted cream, or honeycomb, or mint, or blackberry sorbet, or *rambles on and on*

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?
Tea

10, Do you like your wallet?
for as long as its got something in it, yes.

11, What was the last thing you ate?
a chocolate covered nut

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
it was a rare event, but i bought a skirt, some underwear and some tights (which are shit >_>

13, The last sporting event you watched?
... *laughs*

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
buttered ~¬~

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?
my mum

16, Ever go camping?
never unsupervised

17, Do you take vitamins daily?
i have to TT_TT

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?
i got kicked out, no lie.

19, Do you have a tan?
i reflect the light xD

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
it depends, sometimes you're sick of the sight of stuff

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
if i have a straw, yes.

22, What did your last text message say?
"bing bong" from Cannie *confused*

23, What are you doing tomorrow?
History presentation. i can rest easy knowing i definitely did my share of the work.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?
lamp, toilet roll, rags, books, wardrobe, clock

26, What color is your watch?
i lose them. my most recent watch is teal (somewhere)

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
bloody hell that was loud...

28, What is your birthstone?
Emerald

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
i can't drive yet TT_TT

30, What is your favorite number?
7. i was really depressed for my 8th birthday ^_^; strange child...

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
Lachlan

32, Any plans today?
its over, i'm in bed TT_TT

33, How many states have you lived in?
mum says my room is a state

34, Biggest annoyance right now?
feeling ill/depressed on occasion. its an arsepain

35, Last song listened to?
i was watching fantasia between bouts of history... i looove the mushrooms >w<

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?
G-A no problem... Z-A i'll need time

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?
i prefer to call her Grandma *grins*

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
trainers, they rule. they have never failed me by blistering me or falling off/being taken off at inconvenient moments such as... *holds up a flat teal shoe* ^_^

39, Are you jealous of anyone?
i'm dealing with it. However, some things are tough to deal with... did you know my Bro is cleverer than me? TT_TT

40, Is anyone jealous of you?
people that are don't know me well enough xD

41, Do you love anyone?
*laughs* oh dear...

42, Do any of your friends have children?
not.. that.. i.. know of..? *looks worried*

43, What do you usually do during the day?
at school, i'm either failing at being funny, studying, or trying to stay awake. at home, its HWK or lounging about mostly, i don't have the energy to go far TT_TT

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
i don't like "hate" but i know i have felt it. I am (mercifully) not in contact with them though.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
probably

46, What color is your car?
gray-een

47, Do you like cats?
i do ^_^

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
i'm replacing all her answers with my own so its kinda hard not to *smiles*

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?
wazzat?

50, How did you get your worst scar?
when i was born they cut my umbilical chord. when the stump fell out i had this little hole in the middle of my belly. quite deep too.

bon soir

yes.. this is a warning more than anything, but lighthearted as at this precise moment in time i'm quite content.
i'm not well.. and i can see myself degenerating which frustrates me. I've dropped a subject at school due to a total inability to deal with the workload AND get the sleep my body demands. i'm left feeling debilitated, useless, and i'll be honest.. scared. on top of this i have depressive bouts, hyper moments which i treasure and utilise, and i'm extremely emotionally vulnerable..
I also feel i don't give a fuck sometimes as well. luckily i can hide most of my symptoms at school so there isn't mass annoyance/panic... but i'm not sure how long i'll be able to do that.
oh, what i'd give to have a "vulcan mode"

yeah... so if you speak to me and i A: burst into tears B: kill you or C: don't respond because my limbs arent functioning... blame this.

on a lighter note.... there was a cuuuuuuuuuuute guineapig in the petshop n we might buy him... maybe... oh i want him >w< he was red.

Dear :

I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it first of May with George Bush and his wife and i saw you knock out my avocado plant. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Ectreme Makeover sucks. I'm returning your memories from the military service and the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when i think about a new life as a clone.

greetings to your frog Leonard,


leonard!



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Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. WHICH IS YOUR BIRTH MONTH?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. WHICH FOOD DO YOU PREFER?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebap - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU PREFER TO WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. YOUR MOOD RIGHT NOW?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR WALLS IN YOUR BEDROOM?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. THW FIRST LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. THE LAST LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. WHAT DO YOU PREFER TO DRINK?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. TO WHICH COUNTRY WOULD YOU PREFER TO GO ON A VACATION?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

WOOOOP
i have armour
i'm going to wear it to 6thform
it is a leather corset and adventurer pants... with boots and a hooded cape. i also plan to have a latex sword.
it will be hot
and then i will be killed by chavs

ANYWAY the gathering!

i am now a member of the bards guild after an impressive rendition of "the scotsmans kilt" so yes... that is impressive cause it must mean i have SOME talent the head honcho clapped which is apparently unusual

the lady who fitted my corset says i have beautiful eyes ^_^ >_>

i got twatted for walking across a battlefield and had to lie dead for 10 minutes... some undead horde ran at me yelling "death to bards you noisy buggars" and smacked me flat with their swords xD i had no weapon of my own so.. -_- i really shouldn't have walked accross singing "death to the zombies, oh wait, never mind!" xD i didn't KNOW there were zombies, i was going to the bard tent TT_TT

oh and i locked my 10 year old brother into single combat with some massive orcman
but he was cool n taught him how to fight rp style

and there was an alchemy tea party where we had liquorice juice... and other more potent beverages like... grass-wine and nettle tea. there were also goblin cakes (none of this fairy crap!)

and "Troy" (character name of random 27 year old i met while waiting for a burger) wanted me to help him finish a rum stash... i don't think he quite grasped how old i was, but it was flattering nonetheless


with that... i depart for bed. i'm worn out xD

my old journal was far too long... this is much better

got my results too.. damn you Cannie how dare you beat me xD at least i cook mince AFTER removing the wrapping...